Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Let's lighten the mood this Wednesday afternoon

Q: What's the difference between Muslim girls and Essex girls?
A: Essex girls get stoned before they commit ts adultery.

1 comment:

David Keaveny said...

Nice try, but Jonathan Lynn got there a long time ago :-)

Yes Minister is still quite visionary:

MP's expenses : "Being an MP is a vast subsidized ego-trip. It's a job that needs no qualifications, it has no compulsory hours of work, no performance standards, and provides a warm room, a telephone and subsidized meals to a bunch of self-important windbags and busybodies who suddenly find people taking them seriously because they've go the letters 'MP' after the their name."

Climategate : "The surprising things about academics is not that they have their price, but how low that price is."

Evil Tory cuts : "Asking a town hall to slim down its staff is like asking an alcoholic to blow up a distillery."

I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture.