One of the reasons taxes are so high

How much do you think it costs to create a zebra crossing? You know paint some white blocks across a road, add some zig zag white lines install some belisha beacons and power them up. What do you think, a day to get a power supply connection and a day's work for 2 men to do the painting. I suppose there must also be costs for complying with planning regulations and shutting the road for a day. So shall we say £5,000 to cover everything?

The actual cost appears to be £114,000.