This time it is a man caught having sex with a picnic table, see here. "Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence...The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it."
Bicycles, vacuum cleaners, roads, cars and bicycles - what am I missing?
I love the way they always say 'performing a sex act' rather than describe what he was actually doing. At least a factual description would remove any doubt.
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