I don't think he has much of a chance with any of them

The definitely not gorgeous George Galloway writes in his Daily Record column that:

"SEX And The City...

...

Journalists sometimes ask which of them would do it for me.

The honest answer is all four of them, but it's too dangerous to admit that.

There's the sweet one - great marriage material.

The lawyerly red-head - sexy and motherly. Or the voracious man-eating vamp, ankles behind her ears.

But if I had to choose just one, it would have to be the eponymous Carrie Bradshaw.

She's not the prettiest, the sexiest or the cleverest. But she would be, quite simply, the most fun."

I feel quite unwell but imagine how Sarah Jessica Parker would feel.