"“The first cabinet position I will announce,” Obama said, “is my choice for Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton.”
Hillary Clinton stepped up to the podium. “It will be my pleasure to serve this administration, and I hope it will be a great success on the international stage. If it’s not, though, I plan to resign in a very public manner while blaming all of Obama’s failing on not listening to me.”
“Do you still plan to follow up on your vow to ’swallow his soul’?”
“That’s a personal matter between me and him,” Hillary answered.
“At least we didn’t get another black person with a funny name,” Biden remarked. “‘Condoleeza’. Come on!”
“That’s more than five words, Biden.” Obama looked back to the press. “The next cabinet position I’m announcing is Secretary of Defense — Robert Gates.”
Robert Gates walked over to the podium. “Obama was unable to find any Democrat who didn’t vomit and wet himself at the thought of violence, so he asked if I’d stay at this job.”
“You promised change,” a reporter said to Obama, “but so far you’ve announce someone closely associated with the Clinton Administration and a Bush appointee. How is this change?”
“Let me be clear,” Obama said. “My promises of change during the campaign were empty words. Empty meaningless words I said to get stupid people excited about me and give me money — stupid, disgusting, dimwitted people who were easily manipulated by empty phrases.”"
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Saturday 6 December 2008
"My promises of change during the campaign were empty words. Empty meaningless words I said to get stupid people excited about me and give me money"
IMAO has the full story of Barack Obama's latest news conference, here's an extract:
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