The forty fourth weekly "No shit, Sherlock" award

This week goes to The Telegraph and anyone else who believed that Kimberley Vlaminck had fallen asleep whilst being tattooed. As The Telegraph reveals today:

"the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was "fully aware" of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing. Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake."

So an 18 year old girl made up the story to protect herself from an angry father... "No shit, Sherlock"