Bizarre Google searches

Someone came to my site today having googled - freddie flintoff penis - on Google.au (Australia)
I am very worryingly the number one site returned by Google for this piece entitled "You can't arrange them by penis" which has nothing whatsoever to do with Freddie. I would like to say that I admire Freddie Flintoff as a cricketer but have absolutely no interest in the contents of his pants.
Why would an Australian be googling this?



Also someone came to my site having googled - free rape tube - on Google.be (Belgium).

Nine of the top ten results are porn sites but mine comes in at number three because of an article I wrote about free tube travel, there I am...