£4,500 reward for killing a baby?

The Mail reports that:

"An immigrant convicted of the horrific killing of a 17-month-old baby has been given £4,500 by the Government as a 'bribe' to leave the country.

Malaysian Agnes Wong, 29, was jailed for five years in 2008 for the brutal manslaughter of a toddler she was supposed to be child-minding.

She was let out of prison in July this year, and two weeks ago was put on a plane at Heathrow and sent to Malaysia with a 'voucher' worth £4,500 to spend when she got there."

The £4,500 payment is described as a "reintegration fund", good money for killing a baby; but I think we should be told what the tariff is for killing babies now - £4,500 each or is there a sliding scale? Does the age of the baby make a difference? Do you get more or less as the baby gets older? All these are vital questions but the really important question is "what the f*** is the UK Border Agency playing at?".

You might also like to mull over this comment:

"A Home Office official confirmed there were two other voluntary schemes offering illegal immigrants incentives to return: one for individuals in the asylum system paying up to £4,000; and one for immigrants who have no right to be here but have not claimed asylum, paying out a maximum of £1,000."

The key words surely are "illegal immigrants" and "no right to be here", this country is f***ed it's unreal.