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Tuesday 3 November 2009

Super Boris

The BBC are pained to have to report the heroism of Boris Johnson who
"rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle."
The woman he defended
"admitted that she did not agree with Mr Johnson's politics and had voted for rival Ken Livingstone in the 2008 mayoral election.

But Ms Armstrong added: "If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken."
I wonder what Ken would have done if in the same position as Boris? For a start he wouldn't have been on a bicycle but in a London taxi and so wouldn't have noticed anything awry. However let's suppose he had have happened into this situation what do you think his reaction would have been?

1 comment:

  1. well, Ken does have form for violence(allegedly)

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2002/jun/23/london.londonmayor

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