Damn, there goes my May resolution already

Mrs NotaSheep and I had forsworn alcohol for the next six weeks as part of a weight loss programme but how can we not mark the end of Gordon Brown's malign rule of this country without a bottle of bubbly? Could it be true, is this incompetent, evil man to be out of power by the morning? The Standard thing it's the case, but I don't want my hopes to be dashed.

Time will tell but a trip to the off-licence looks in order.