I hear that Ann Widecombe is to appear in panto this coming Christmas season

Ann Widecombe will be playing the part of 'Widdy in Waiting' in a run of the panto Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in Dartford. This set me thinking, in a political panto who woud pay which parts?

I will start off with some obvious ones, please feel free to add  you suggestions in the comments:
Wicked Stepmother - Cherie Blair
Idle Jack - Ed Miliband

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