Mrs NotaSheep is not amused

A son asks his mother 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white'

Ouch!



Thanks to Theo Spark for the spot.