Nude men can distract one's dog...

An Arkansas television station was interviewing an elderly Benton couple about a tree that fell into their house (hello, slow news day!), but that conversation got a lot more interesting when a naked man wandered out of the woods across from their house. "What is this out here we got?" resident John Manassel asked, pointing toward the street. What they got was an eyeful of Nathaniel Koba, who was holding his own, um, twig and berries with one hand as he shrugged and stood nonchalantly in the road. "I ought to go out there and start an ass-kicking contest," Manassel said. Fortunately for one of them, the cops arrived and arrested Koba for public intoxication and indecent exposure. Thanks to MSN News for the spot.