'BRITISH 18-year-old Stephen Malley has managed to survive for six weeks in the heart of Sydney.
Starved of culture and self-deprecation, Malley was forced to drink his own urine rather than sweet, fizzy lager.
He said: “Neighbours and Home and Away can’t prepare you for the reality of the situation.
“Everyone here is so relentlessly cheerful.”'
Lovely satire...
Thanks to The Daily Mash
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