'A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes.'More here http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261
Tomatoes is funny but funnier would be; turnips (think Baldrick) or cucumber. Obviously funniest of all would be PLUMS...
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