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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Setting up a password - NSFW language

This story is allegedly about setting up a password on the Obamacare website but it could apply to so many sytsems...

I decided to go on line to sign up for Obamacare.  The first thing you need to do is establish a password, so this is what happened.... 

"You must enter a password to proceed."
-roses

"Sorry, too few characters."
-pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
-1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
-1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
-1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
-1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
-1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

-1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

-1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already taken."

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