Police hunt after teenagers assaulted in 'unprovoked attack' by gang near Sandbrook Park in Rochdale per Manchester Evening News

Funnily enough I had guessed what the description of the perpetrators of this assault would be before I got to the end of this report

'All four attackers are described as of Asian appearance aged between 15 and 20.'

I look forward to seeing this report on the BBC news website, around the time that hell freezes over...