Northern Ireland 'to be part of EU customs territory' per BBC News

You can almost hear the BBC salivating in this report http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-43219559 at the thought that:

'The Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) has made clear if the Irish Sea became a de facto trade border, it would withdraw its support for the Conservative government.'

A minority Conservative government collapses because of Brexit splits. A general election and a Labour government lead by Jeremy 'friends' with Hamas and Hezbollah Corbyn, John 'kneecaping' McDonnell and Dianne Abbot - what good go wrong? Practically everything...