Yes I know The Guardian article was an April Fool, hence my last sentence...

To all the people who keep commenting "April Fool" on this post: Yes I know The Guardian article is an April Fool, hence my last line

'Maybe bloggers and journalists should also get involved in the inter-party fighting, I would offer to take on 'Olaf Priol' but I think he may only work at The Guardian one day a year...'

The Guardian article is the best April Fool I have seen this year and in the proud tradition of their 1977 Island of San Serriffe hoax, that kept me amused for ages, unfortunately I lost my original copy in a house move.