Understatement of the day

'in a separate interview with America's People magazine, he admitted he is rather pleased with his current set up.'

That is The Mail reporting on Charlie Sheen's feelings about his current relationship with:

'Porn star Bree Olson - Rachel Oberlin - and former nanny Natalie Kenly have both moved into the Two And A Half Men star's LA mansion in a situation Sheen describes as a 'polygamy story'.

'We do whatever Charlie wants us to do,' Olson tells the New York Post. 'This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.''

I suppose 'rather pleased' might just cover how he feels.