I'm not bald, my hair is invisible

The BBC report that:

'Experts say they have discovered what they believe is the root cause of male pattern baldness.

It is not simply a lack of hair, but rather a problem with the new hair that is made.

A manufacturing defect means the hair produced is so small it appears invisible to the naked eye, giving the classic bald spot or receding hairline.'

Oddly this does not make me feel any happier, or hairier.