Satire - If only it really worked this way

Just found this on The Onion, the American satirical website - "After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack" "Five years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station." You can read the whole article here.

It's a shame that this isn't really going to save us from future attacks.