That sounds very dangerous

The Northern Echo reports that:

"A PENSIONER who admitted committing a sex act with a horse has escaped a jail term.

David Walter Chamberlin, 71, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency by committing a lewd act with the animal in a field at a previous hearing before Teesside Magistrates' Court.

Last month, the court heard that retired farm-worker Chamberlin led the horse towards bushes and then committed the sex act.

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Mrs Brockbank said the witness described seeing the horse's head in Chamberlin's groin area.

She added: "The witness was shaken and disgusted by what he saw. He was the owner of the horse.

"He picked up a stick and struck the defendant. That startled the horse, causing it to run off, dragging the defendant with it.""

"horse's head in Chamberlin's groin area... startled the horse, causing it to run off, dragging the defendant with it" - A) I don't see how, B) I don't see why and C) That has got to really hurt!