Stay away Gordon!

Could someone please ensure that Gordon Brown is kept away from the England cricket team during the Ashes contest this summer. The Prime Minister is a proven "Jonah" when it comes to wishing luck on businesses and sportsmen and the England cricket team need as much luck as possible in the contest with the Australians this summer.

The First Test starts today at Cardiff, so Gordon please stay well away and keep your well picked nose well away from matters that do not concern you.