For those of you who thought that smiling at the deaths of people with double-barrelled surnames was possibly a one-off in crassness for occasional Guardian hack Kia Abdullah, I am sorry but she seems to have form...
From May 2010 comes this terribly self-indulgent piece about taking the MENSA test which includes this:
Kia Abdullah has her own website, for she is a writer. Here are some clips that I found there; do you find them as amusing as I do?
"Pretentious, moi?"
From May 2010 comes this terribly self-indulgent piece about taking the MENSA test which includes this:
'Being a petite 5ft1in has its advantages: I always have plenty of leg room on long-haul flights; I can buy clothes from the cheaper teenage ranges on the high street; and I can usually extricate myself from difficult situations with a well-placed smile.Yes Kia, we get it, not only are you a genius, you are also 'petite', a '28-year-old woman who can lead or command' and 'beautiful'. What you did not mention in this people is that you also think it funny when people with 'double-barrelled surnames' are killed in a crash...
On the other hand, people often assume that I'm young, dumb, or a bit of both. First glances show long hair and big eyes, not the first-class computer science degree or the two published novels. First glances prompt people to ask if I want a child ticket at the cinema, or if I have a young persons railcard on the Gatwick Express; they don't show a 28-year-old woman who can lead or command.
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I decided to sit a Mensa supervised IQ test. If I passed, I would get a conversation-friendly way to broadcast my genius, and if I failed, then maybe I could finally get rid of the chip on my shoulder. The test came back with a score of 150 and an invitation to join the "top 2% of the population".
Instead of feeling smug, I immediately felt embarrassed. The whole exercise suddenly felt cringingly self-indulgent. Intelligence may be a more respectable pursuit than beauty but I felt as uncomfortable about joining this smart-people's club as I would joining one for beautiful people.
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Even the narcissist in me refuses to believe that I'm more intelligent than 98 people in a random group of 100. And if I am, why on earth aren't I a big-shot executive doing something smart rather than sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor, merely writing about being smart?'
Kia Abdullah has her own website, for she is a writer. Here are some clips that I found there; do you find them as amusing as I do?
"Pretentious, moi?"




