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Tuesday, 31 December 2013

I'm switching to Malaysia Airlines



Malaysia Airlines have banned under12s from the upper deck of their Airbus 380s.

Please British Airways do the same for the upper deck of 747s and one cabin of each class.


Meanwhile WestJet almost got my vote to, but it was an April's Fool



Hamas in their own words

The ultimate goal of the Hamas movement is to establish Islam worldwide, Hamas minister Fathi Hammad declared during a recent public address in Gaza.
“We shall liberate our land, Allah willing. We shall liberate our Al-Aqsa Mosque, and our cities and villages, as a prelude to the establishment of the future Islamic Caliphate. Therefore, brothers and sisters, we are at the threshold of a global Islamic civilization era,” Hammad proclaimed.

“The fuel and spearhead of this era will be Gaza, and its mujahideen and leaders will be from Gaza, Allah willing,” he added.

He then appealed to Fatah, which heads the Palestinian Authority in Judea and Samaria, to stop negotiating with Israel.
“We just sit and talk to the Jews. Enough with that! Come join us, the legions of the believers, which have translated the Koran into victory, the law of the Prophet's ancestors into glory, and Jihad into liberation,” he urged.

“We shall be coming with a third Intifada, an armed revolution, a Jihadi revolution, Allah willing,"

Hammad continued, adding that "Gaza and the West Bank will fuse together, along with our brothers within the 1948 borders, in a second Battle of Hattin, in order to uproot the Jews,” referencing the defeat of Christian Crusader forces by Saladin's Muslim army in 1187.

Other sources quoted Hammad as warning that Hamas will fire any member of its armed forces, including the Gaza police, who does not take part in morning prayers.

Hammad, Hamas’ Minister of the Interior, is known to support the institution of Islamic law (Sharia) in Gaza.

So that's Hamas, they don't want any Israel based on the 1948 ceasefire lines, they want an end to a Jewish state and they want that for Islamic reasons. They also are trying to institute an Islamic theocracy but that won't stop idiots in the West continuing to support Hamas, because anything is preferable to a Jewish state.

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Some naughty Seinfeld


Elaine's nipple is on her Christmas card! But not alas Julia Louis-Dreyfus



George can't tear his eyes away from cleavage



What happens when Elaine talks dirty



He took it out!


Friday, 27 December 2013

Jennifer Aniston - "Sexy, very sexy, sexy"


The scene where Jennifer Anison takes her bra off and her pokies all but are out of control. Jennifer Aniston's nipples always on display in Friends, a truly great series!

The Shining in 30 seconds enacted by bunnies



Sheer genius!

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Which was the 'worst government ever' of Britain? According to Al Murray


Al Murray shows off his knowledge of British political history...

From when children weren't treated as passive imbeciles by broadcasters - Merry Christmas



An excerpt from "Pinky and the Brain" season 1, episode 48:

'KS: I am honoured by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheepskin are slit into several Kicky-Sack shoe shapes in shapely shoe sizes by six sitting sheet slitters. B: I only see five sitting sheet slitters. KS: The sixth sitting sheet slitter's sick. His son Sammy's subbing 'til the sick sixth sitting sheet slitter's back, sitting pretty. P: You're not the sheet slitter? S: No, I'm the sheet slitter's son. P: Well.... You keep on slitting sheets until the sheet slitter comes. Haheheheh! Whooohaaah. [View of a machine labelled "Sheet Slitter Shoe Shaper".] KS: The Shoe Shaper then shapes the slit synthetic sheepskin sheets, and shoots out shoes through the chute. KS: Now, this is Mr. Plunkett, the new khaki sock plucker. (I had to fire our previous sock plucker. He had a bit of an attitude.) B: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker? KS: The second cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick. [Lights dim. Machine whirs and slows down.] KS: Whoops! Don't worry; just an electrical problem. One of the Kicky-Sack sack pickers will have to flick the plug. P: Not the khaki sock plucker? KS: Oh, _my_, no! The Kicky-Sack sack pickers flick the plug. The khaki sock plucker can't reach the socket over the latex child perambulator fenders we use to line the treadmill. B: It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug, if the sack pickers and the sock pluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.'

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

The Euro Crisis explained by Al Murray

Pure Genius...




Al Murray explains the Euro Crisis.

Al Murray - Australia & Spain NSFW language...


Al Murray...

Al Murray - Scots, Scousers and Geordies

A treat for Christmas Eve... 


Al Murray ...

An Easy Like Heaven mashup for Christmas Eve



The Commodores' Easy meets The Cure's Just Like Heaven... gorgeous

Now why would Nick Clegg push that line?

It is reported that Nick Clegg has issued a warning that he won't accept any further curbs on immigration from the European Union. 

How ridiculous, until you remember that his EU pension is, at least, partly dependant on his not going against the EU's interests.

Monday, 23 December 2013

Saturday, 21 December 2013

Alberto Juantorena's World Record breaking 1976 Olympic 800 gold medal run - commentator David Coleman

David Coleman RIP 


This isn't the "opens his legs and shows his class" commentary. That was from the same Olympics but in an earlier race I think...

The lawyer, the wife and the boobs



The lawyer is Cameron Diaz, the wife is Leslie Mann and the boobs is Kate 'sweet smelling sweat' Upton.

Joblow.com have examined, very closely, the above video and created their highlights only version...