Poor pun of the day

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, were talking one day.
Chuck Norris asked the others, "If you were a musician, who would you be? I would be Mozart."

Jean-Claude Van Damme said, "I would be Beethoven."

Arnold said,

"I'll be Bach!"



Thanks to Grouchy Old Cripple for that.