Sex with inaminate objects

Last year we read that "A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years."
Apparently "Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace." The problem appears not to be that he was having sex with a bicycle, which does sound tricky, but because he had ignored the "repeated" knocks of the cleaners at his hotel bedroom door.

Today I read that a Polish cleaner has been fired after having been caught having sexual relations with a "Henry" vacuum cleaner. It would appear that "When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland"."

Here's a picture of a bicycle a "Henry" and a woman...








I have been accused of being unfair as the woman I have shown a picture of is Keira Knightley, a particularly sexy woman. I would like to point out that that bicycle is rather sexy as well and as for the "Henry"...