April Fool

Some of the following short stories are an April Fool, the rest are true - but which are which?

1. According to the Toady programme this morning, Ed Balls has had a "big idea"

2. To clear the baggage backlog at Heathrow Terminal 5, BA are sending a large quantity of bags to Milan for sorting and onward shipment by road or air.

3. According to Guido Fawkes Boris Johnson will lead for the Conservative party at PMQs tomorrow so he has the right to question Gordon Brown about his recent lies.

4. Today's scheduled RAF flypast to celebrate the RAF's 90th anniversary has been cancelled due to complaints that the planes' red white and blue paint trails are racist symbology.


Take your pick...