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Sunday, 13 April 2008

Disposing of politicians

Mac The Knife has some ideas at Resistance is Useless has the gen on this and do read his comments section. This idea is gaining some momentum, A Very British Dude has some further ideas and Devils Kitchen has also picked up on the story.

So which of the ideas would you favour?

Hanging
Set alight and fired by a Trebuchets over the English Channel
Tied to a frame on a boat and having the public fire lethal or just vile items using Mangonels
Feeding their bodies through an aero engine (Mr Eugenides earlier suggestion for Patsy Hewitt)


or maybe the Dude's suggestion

"So we come to the Dude's favoured punishment: Running the gauntlet, a navy punishment for thieves (how apt), in which a man was forced at swordpoint through two lines of his fellows who would beat him with rope braids. The length could be varied and the criminal's fellows could decide the severity of the beating. It could be, and often was fatal. As I suggested with the flogging, if enough people turn up, then the long gauntlet of thousands is almost certain to result in the death of the Politician in question. This would be efficient too, as queues of Gender outreach co-ordinators for example could be fed through the lines of angry British subjects, who get to beat more than one interfering cunt to death in quick sucession. Being forced to step over the still twitching corpses of their fellows as the blows rain down means they'll go to their maker knowing that the country is disgusted with them."

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