Learning to wank on the State!

England Expects reports that: "The good bureacrats of the Extra Madura have alighted upon a percieved lack of skills amongst their people. And for every lack of skills there must be a training course,

"The region's socialist government has launched a €14,000 (£12,600) campaign aimed at teaching young people how best to set about "sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure"."

Yes they are teaching themselves to be wankers.

"The campaign includes leaflets, flyers, a "fanzine" and workshops for the young in which they receive instruction on self-pleasuring techniques..."

Teaching young people to wank, that seems a trifle superfluous...