Are there any more ways that I can be discriminated against by this "equality" obsessed Labour government?

I only ask because as well as being white, male and middle class, I know find that I am also hideously Southern English and that Harriet Harman seems to believe that it should be illegal for public bodies to discriminate against Northerners. I presume that this is just the Labour government frantically trying to shore up its core vote or Northerners, public sector workers and ethnic minorities, but I am getting really fed-up with the Labour government's obsession with "equality" that is nothing of the sort.