In case your pencil wavers in the booth later today

Remember:

A vote for Labour is a vote for more years of Gordon Brown's abnormal grin, Ed Balls' endless arrogance, Peter Mandelson's vile sliminess, Harriet Harman's incessant nannying and so on and on. It is also a vote for more of the surveillance society, road pricing, stealth taxes and all the things you have grown to hate over the last 13 years.

A vote for the Lib Dems is a vote for more policy flip-flopping and undeserved claims of moral rectitude. It is also a vote for more eco-nuttery; including the introduction of a multitude of recycling containers, more anti-car measures and worshipping at the altar of 'man made climate change', regardless of cost. It is also a vote for keeping Labour in power with all that that entails (see above).

A vote for UKIP means taking votes away from the only one of the mainstream parties that, Ken Clarke aside, is not totally pro the EU and might just give us a vote on staying in.

A vote for the Conservatives is a vote for giving the UK a chance to get out of the hole that Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and their cabal of the talentless and misguided cronies have dug us into. It's a chance to tell Gordon Brown that we haven't forgotten his economic mismanagement and that we think he deserves to be punished for it. It's a chance to get your own back on every idiotic nannying policy churned out by New Labour apparatchiks over the last 13 years. It's your chance to say we want freedom, we want a chance, we want our lives back.