Beauty treatments

From Celia Walden's SPY column in todays Telegraph:

"The Cameron House Hotel on Loch Lomond offers a popular rosemary flavoured mud wrap called "The Cameron" which "embraces the power of nature to remineralise the skin". A less popular treatment designed to lift saggy parts of the face and "repair the effects of time" has been dubbed "The Brown" by mischievous employees. "I think the Prime Minister could do with one," says my mole with the cucumber eyes."