When will the Euro collapse?

I have been predicting the collapse of the Euro for some time now and really need it to happen soon for personal financial reasons! So the news in The Telegraph that:

"Spread betting companies have reported a huge wave of short euro trades in the last two weeks, leading to speculation that a significant correction in the currency will come in the next few months. "

filled me with cheer.

A collapse in March or early April would really help me out guys.