Lap dancing

There has been much coverage in the press of Labour's plans to rectify yet another legislation cock-up, this time the 2003 Licensing Act. The best quotation I have seen about this was in The Mail and came from Peter Strigfellow:

"'The current licensing is fair if enforced properly,' he said. 'To try to rename lap-dancing venues as sex-encounter establishments is ridiculous. If they do that, nightclubs will have to be classed as drug encounter discos and Government buildings will be "fraud encounter establishments".'"