The important A-level results

Chicken Yoghurt has the key A-level results:

"The Independent:Two Blondes

The Times: Two Brunettes

The Telegraph: One BRunette, one BLonde, and one Redhead

Daily Mail: One BR, one BL, and one R.

Sky News: One BR, one BL, and one R

The Guardian: Two BLs

The Sun: Two BL and one T (Token non-ugly bloke)

ITN: Two BLs and one BR. "

This trend has been spotted before but never before as well documented.