Odd news stories

Your Local Guardian report two interesting stories:

1. "Anthea Turner’s former chauffeur was jailed yesterday for sending a severed pig’s head disguised as a birthday present to an estate agent." Haven't we all felt like doing that, I know I did a few years back?

2. "The body of a woman in her 40s was found in a Hersham graveyard on October 30." Just the one dead body of a woman in her 40s in that graveyard?