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Monday 4 May 2009

Something to cheer Gordon Brown up

The Number 10 Petitions home page shows that by far the most popular petition at the moment is We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign with 48,983 signatures. Of course this cannot be allowed to be the case and I note that the most recent petition is "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resist any attempt to get him to resign or call an Election." this currently has the grand total of 210 signatures and most seem to be less than serious, here's a few:
" * Evi... - No, I can't do this to my country!
* Over 41K sigs say you are wrong!
* You're on benefits,I assume?
* Why Keith Why? Unelected = Unwanted
* Most Excellent Piss-take
* Damien McBride
* Only a non-worker who sponges off everyone else would come up with this
* Resign now
* to make sure the Tories win
* Irma Littletee-Pott
* Gordon's mum
* Paid by the Labour party, I presume?
* Sorry, I thought it was May 1st, not April Fools Day
* Brown is a Bell End
* Do I get expenses for this
* Lazy bastard workshy sponger
* finger in nose
* yeah, the longer he stays the bigger the tory majority
* ALL MY LOVE GORDON, ALISTAIR XXX
* Jacqui Smiff - please stay and share my 88p bathplug xx
* Gordon Brown - GET OUT, YOU'RE THE WORST PM WE'VE EVER HAD!!! 41k CAN'T BE WRONG!
* If you really cannot see the mess this man has created, you need new glasses
* Recession, what recession, I can smile because my pension is safe
* Search Brown picking nose on Youtube dot com
* Damian McBride (Can I have my job back now pretty please?)
* Brown you are useless and a FUCKING disgrace .
* This is a joke, correct?
* Glerothes dead 7,000 postal voters?"
and so on...

There is another petition sitting in the top five that is worth signing: We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Not reduce the national speed limit to 50mph.

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