'THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.Players and managers said football was about perfecting a beautiful game and to pursue money so crudely was extremely distasteful.Wayne Rooney, who is paid £50 per match plus his bus fare at Manchester United, said: "I train every day and then go home to my little terraced house, meanwhile while these FIFA guys are buying huge mansions."They're driving around in Bentleys while me and my wife Coleen look through the Littlewoods catalogue at all the things we would like to buy one day. Sometimes life is a struggle, but overall we're very happy."'
Friday, 29 May 2015
Professional football sickened by FIFA’s culture of greed
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