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Sunday 1 June 2008

A Blair and Brown spoof(?)

I just found this spoof from May 2007 that has some rather prescient lines. The article starts:

"Tony Blair threw the Labour Party into further turmoil today by announcing that he 'hates' his probable successor and long-term political ally Gordon Brown."


Here are some highlights (my emphasis):

"A visibly irritated Mr Blair snapped when Mr Cameron suggested that to step down now would be 'massively disrspectful' to his successor and would leave soon-to-be leader Mr Brown with 'a right royal mess' to deal with.

Responding, the PM said: 'Of course I'm leaving a whole world of shit behind for Gordon, but that's the point!', he added: 'Don't you get it? That sniping, slimy jock prick has been trying to stab me in the back for the last 2 years, so Iraq is my gift to him'.

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Mr Reid then leaned close to Mr Straw's face whilst gesticulating with his hand and seemed to mouth the word 'wanker', before finally leaving the chamber.

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Shortly after the debacle, the Prime Minister released a statement calling Mr Brown: 'a hateful, untrustworthy, two-faced, penny-pinching liar', adding that the Chancellor wasn't even liked by those loyal to him, saying Mr Brown's supposed allies are: 'self-obsessed careerists, who've only got their own political ambitions in mind'.

He also claimed that the general electorate 'despised' Mr Brown, saying: 'Nobody's asked the voters - I have, and they all despise him. Every last one'.
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