Gordon "Jonah" Brown strikes again

Guido Fawkes quotes Lehman Brothers’ on the opening of their new European headquarters building in Canary Wharf:

"Commenting on the event, the Rt Hon Gordon Brown, MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer, said: "I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain. During its one hundred and fifty year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realise their potential. And it is part of the greatness not just of Lehman Brothers but of the City of London, that as the world economy has opened up, you have succeeded not by sheltering your share of a small protected national market but always by striving for a greater and greater share of the growing global market."

If by some chance one bumps into Gordon Brown how should one protect oneself from certain personal disaster?