"All I wanted to know is whether, if I bought a Scirocco, it’d cause me to have more sex than if I bought a Golf. ...
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the new car is like an old girlfriend you meet after hooking up on Friends Reunited. To everyone else she’s just an ordinary middle-aged woman, but to you she’s a bit more than that . . . "
Love him or hate Jeremy Clarkson, you have to admit that he can write.
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