How to lose a BlackBerry

Put wife's BlackBerry in hotel safe on top of laptop, passports, wallets, house keys etc. Three days later check out of the hotel having employed the empty the safe sweep of the hands. Leave hotel and have a bite to eat on the way to the airport, find that BlackBerry is missing. Race back to hotel and get into vacated hotel room, turn room upside down and sweep safe out again; still no BlackBerry. Leave room and argue with wife over where she must have put her BlackBerry. Empty suitcases out in hotel storage room and still not find the missing BlackBerry. Reach a point where divorce seems the only viable option. Take one final look around vacated room, look in safe and find the BlackBerry stuck by its magnetic case to the roof of the safe... Divorce called off, much needed drinks drunk, relief all around.

Technology, pah!