Q: What's the difference between Muslim girls and Essex girls?
A: Essex girls get stoned before they commit ts adultery.
A: Essex girls get stoned before they commit ts adultery.
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.
1 comment:
Nice try, but Jonathan Lynn got there a long time ago :-)
Yes Minister is still quite visionary:
MP's expenses : "Being an MP is a vast subsidized ego-trip. It's a job that needs no qualifications, it has no compulsory hours of work, no performance standards, and provides a warm room, a telephone and subsidized meals to a bunch of self-important windbags and busybodies who suddenly find people taking them seriously because they've go the letters 'MP' after the their name."
Climategate : "The surprising things about academics is not that they have their price, but how low that price is."
Evil Tory cuts : "Asking a town hall to slim down its staff is like asking an alcoholic to blow up a distillery."
I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture.
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