The Great Clunking Fist plays table tennis

Will Gordon Brown never learn; the more normal he tries to be, the weirder he looks. Not very good at table tennis is he? About as good as he is at running the UK economy in fact. He misses the target often and even misses the ball altogether on some occasions. The worry is that he seems to think he's quite good at table tennis, mind you has the same delusion about his ability to run the world economy.