What a choice! Labour dregs related

According to The Mail these are the 'men' that Ed Miliband will have to choose from to be his best man; not an inspiring choice is it? A brother who won't even say hello to you in the Commons Bar, a former party leader & Prime Minister who proved to be unpopular & inept, a former party leader who failed to become Prime Minister (instead becoming of fun) & decided to sell his soul to the EU or someone so ambitious he probably thinks he could replace you at the next leadership election.... Tough call, maybe best to continue living in sin! Of course there is always Ed 'second choice' Balls but then if Ed Miliband chooses him there is always the problem of the Nazi themed stag night...