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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

How to upset Harriet Harman

Vote for Harriet Harman on The Rear of the Year website...

Oddly I couldn't find an image of Harriet Harman's rear so here's two photos that I think do more than hint at what you might find.






UPDATE: The Mail have a photo and here it is in all its 'glory'...



And if that's not enough to make you 'Vote Harriet' then how about this from last week...

Wednesday's PMQs

Guido Fawkes reported that Jim Devine was first MP on the Order Paper for this Wednesday's PMQs and then reported that he had withdrawn his question, presumably to save Gordon Brown from further embarrassment.

As we all know it makes little difference what questions Gordon Brown is asked as they are either planted questions from the Labour side or opposition questions which he answers in his own unique way. Thus "Bill Quango MP" a regular contributor to Guido's commets has this suggestion:
"The next time a Labour flunky stumbles over his prepared question Dave should ask Berky, “Mr Speaker, we all know that the Prime Minister has poor handwriting so it would be a lot easier for hapless Labour MPs in future if the Prime Minister could read out and then reply to his own questions. Much the same arrangement as he does with mine.”"

Another 'mistake' in the 2007 IPCC report

I have blogged before about the previously discovered 'mistakes' in the 2007 IPCC report and each time the IPCC respond that this is an isolated example and that the report is fundamentally correct. Well Daniel 1979 has news of another 'mistake':
"Dr North takes the lead again in the fight back against the IPCC, with another revelation about the 2007 IPCC report which bogusly claimed that the Himalayan Glaciers would have melted in the next 25 years. That revelation showed that this was an entirely false claim and has rippled around the world and is what we know as Glaciergate.

Dr North now says that the very same report was again wrong with claims that food yields from rain-fed agriculture could be reduced by 50% by 2020. The 2020 projection is in fact now exposed as based on nothing more than speculation that is sourced back to a Canadian advocacy group, and written by an obscure academic who specialises in Carbon Trading and citing references that do not support his claims."

Daniel1979 concludes that:
"So, when we are being scared into thinking in a new way, we must ask two questions. Is this true and why is this claim made. Many of the claims are now being disproven or shown to be based upon unreliable and questionable data. Some, like Africagate, are rooted in the claims of those who stand to profit from Carbon Trading. The ‘why’ keeps leading back in the same direction each time these claims are exposed. They all tie back through scientific bodies to the architects of a global economy. We absolutely must question whether altruism or profit is the true motive here."
I have more to say but work calls for the moment...

Monday, 8 February 2010

We must all learn what is the master religion now

The Telegraph reports what they seem to see as a curious story but I see as possibly more sinister.
"A Muslim bus driver knelt in the aisle to pray for five minutes leaving bemused and anxious passengers trapped in their seats.

The driver pulled over without warning and rolled out a high-visibility jacket as a makeshift prayer mat before removing his shoes, turning to face Mecca and starting to chant in Arabic.

Passengers said they looked on in stunned silence, fearing the driver may be preparing for a terrorist attack on the bus. No one was able to get on or off the vehicle during the five-minute prayer session.

...

Gayle Griffiths, 33, complained to Transport for London (TfL) about the incident on the number 24 bus in Gospel Oak, north London, last week.

...

“When he had finished, he just got back up and set off again – all without any explanation or apology. It was truly bizarre, ludicrous and aggravating.”"

Of course being a member of modern multi-cultural Britain, Ms Griffiths is ready to try and excuse the behaviour but the background thought is there:
"“We are delayed often enough as it is in London. We live in a multicultural society but there is a time and a place for prayer and the middle of a journey with a busload of passengers is not it.”

The NHS administrator added: “It even went through my mind that this might be some sort of terrorist attack with the bus blown up because I had heard that suicide bombers prayed before attacks.”"


And what of the employers:
"TfL has apologised to all the passengers for the delay to their journey and the driver has been reprimanded.

A spokesman said: “A route 24 bus was delayed following a decision by the driver to stop the bus to pray.

“The bus company – London General – has had a word with the driver as this is not something that should be happening.”

Muslim drivers have been reminded that they should pray during rest periods between journeys to avoid delays, TfL said. "
Of course many followers of Islam subscribe to the Islamic supremacist belief that Islam is the only truth and those who do not follow it are 'perverse and rebellious against God' and have no rights that need be respected.

Gordon Brown is suddenly in favour of the Alternative Vote system for electing MPs, why?

The Report of the Independent Commission on the Voting System of 1998 concluded its discussion of the Alternative Vote system thus:
"The Commission's conclusions from these and other pieces of evidence about the operation of AV are threefold. First, it does not address one of our most important terms of reference. So far from doing much to relieve disproportionality, it is capable of substantially adding to it. Second, its effects (on its own without any corrective mechanism) are disturbingly unpredictable. Third, it would in the circumstances of the last election, which even if untypical is necessarily the one most vivid in the recollection of the public, and very likely in the circumstances of the next one too, be unacceptably unfair to the Conservatives. Fairness in representation is a complex concept, as we have seen in paragraph 6, and one to which the upholders of FPTP do not appear to attach great importance. But it is one which, apart from anything else, inhibits a Commission appointed by a Labour government and presided over by a Liberal Democrat from recommending a solution which at the last election might have left the Conservatives with less than half of their proportional entitlement. We therefore reject the AV as on its own a solution despite what many see as its very considerable advantage of ensuring that every constituency member gains majority acquiescence."
Now do you see why Gordon Brown is suddenly in favour of the Alternative Vote system - "unacceptably unfair to the Conservatives". The Jenkins Commission decided that
"Fairness... inhibits a Commission appointed by a Labour government and presided over by a Liberal Democrat from recommending a solution which at the last election might have left the Conservatives with less than half of their proportional entitlement."
Gordon brown is of course not governed by any sense of "fairness" and so can and will push a voting system that is most likely to help the Labour Party keep a Conservative party out of power or at least allow him to portray the Conservatives as anti-democratic. Although how Gordon Brown can keep a straight face whilst portraying anyone else as anti-democratic is beyond me.

Data Security EU style

The Schengen Information System (SIS) holds information regarding immigration status, arrest ­warrants, entries on the police national ­computer and a multitude of personal details about EU residents. So you would think that access to this database would be restricted very carefully. Would you, would you really think that?

In fact it seems that:
"large amounts of confidential personal information held about British citizens on a giant computer network spanning the European Union could be accessed by more than 500,000 terminals."


Statewatch are worried:
"Statewatch, a group that monitors civil liberties in Europe, said it was aware of a case in Belgium where personal information extracted from the system by an official was sold to an organised criminal gang.

"It is well known that the greater the points of access, the greater the number of people who have access and the greater the chance that data will be misplaced, lost or illegally accessed," said Tony Bunyan, director of Statewatch. "The idea that mass databases can be totally secure and that privacy can be guaranteed is a fallacy.""
and so am I. This is a fraudsters idea of heaven; get one dodgy person with access to SIS on your side and the world is your oyster.

What has Khalid Mahmood been doing now?

The Sunday Mercury reports that:
"AN MP has admitted using his position to arrange for personal friends to hold their wedding receptions in exclusive House of Commons banquet rooms.

Khalid Mahmood (Birmingham, Perry Barr) twice arranged with Westminster authorities for pals to use Parliamentary facilities with plush furnishings and silver cutlery.

MPs are entitled to book rooms in the Palace of Westminster at no cost – but on the assumption that they are used for Parliamentary business.

Records published by the Commons show former Labour minister Mr Mahmood booked a dining room for a wedding reception in February 2006.

In July 2009 he booked the Churchill Dining Room for another wedding reception. This is one of the largest dining rooms in the Palace of Westminster and opens on to the Commons Terrace, overlooking the Thames.

Members of the public usually have no access to Commons dining rooms, just yards from the Chamber where debates are held, and can only enter as the guest of an MP.

Hiring a large London venue for a wedding reception would usually cost thousands of pounds. However, it is impossible to estimate the value of hiring a room with the prestige and historical importance of a Commons banqueting suite, as they are simply not available to the public."
I wonder how much money was paid by Mr Mahmood's constituents and who was paid for what?

Khalid Mahmood does of course have a defence ready:
"The Muslim politician insisted he had done nothing wrong, saying: “This didn’t cost taxpayers anything and it opened up the House of Commons to people from my Birmingham constituency.”"
Really did the hire charges paid to the House authorities cover all wages, security costs etc.

Mr Mahmood said: “This didn’t cost the taxpayer anything. All the food and drinks were paid for by the families involved, not the public.
Really, what were the hire charges and who paid for what? Did the hire charges include the costs of all staff employed in the hired rooms that night and a proportion for the cost of security staff on duty that night? Did the hirers pay Khalid Mahmood or in any other way remunerate him for letting them use the Palace of Westminster for a private function?


"“The first was a wedding reception for friends from Small Heath.

“The second was for the son of a very good friend of mine from Aston. This was someone who did a lot of work in the community, and they had been struggling to find a venue.

“It was great to see people from Aston coming to the House of Commons. They had a fantastic time.’’"
All in the community and so long as they had a fantastic time who could possibly complain?


"He added: “At the end of the day, these facilities belong to taxpayers. It’s called the Palace of Westminster but it’s really the people’s palace.

“Most people in Aston or Small Heath would never have an opportunity to visit the House of Commons in this way. It was great to see my constituents using the facilities.

“I did this twice over four years or so. It’s not a regular thing. I haven’t abused anything.”""
Let's see all of the figures and then we can judge.

Three reasons used to stop Freedom of Information requests of the Met Office, I wonder why?

The Mail reports how the Met Office have tried to avoid providing information resulting from a Freedom of Information request from David Holland, an electrical engineer familiar with advanced statistics who has written several papers questioning orthodox thinking on global warming.
"The Met Office’s first response to Mr Holland was a claim that Prof Mitchell’s records had been ‘deleted’ from its computers.

Later, officials admitted they did exist after all, but could not be disclosed because they were ‘personal’, and had nothing to do with the professor’s Met Office job.

Finally, they conceded that this too was misleading because Prof Mitchell had been paid by the Met Office for his IPCC work and had received Government expenses to travel to IPCC meetings.

The Met Office had even boasted of his role in a Press release when the report first came out.

But disclosure, they added, was still rejected on the grounds it would ‘inhibit the free and frank provision of advice or the free and frank provision of views’.

It would also ‘prejudice Britain’s relationship with an international organisation’ and thus be contrary to UK interests.

In a written response justifying the refusal dated August 20, 2008, Mr Ainsworth – then MoD Minister of State – used exactly the same language."
If the first two reasons were not true then surely a penalty should be imposed.

Read the rest of The Mail article and ask yourself why the Met Office and the MOD are so keen to keep experts from looking over their data? I think we all know why, don't we?

First 'PIGS' now 'STUPID'

Last week I reported on the new mnemonic 'PIGS' being used to describe those countries (Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain) who were thought most at risk of defaulting on their sovereign debt.

I read on Guido Fawkes that
"Now Ireland is controlling government spending with swingeing public sector cuts they are not being talked about so much. Attention has shifted to the S.T.U.P.I.D. countries: Spain, Turkey, UK, Portugal, Italy and Dubai. These are the countries the City now fears to be at risk of sovereign default."
What great company for the UK to be in.

I will also be keeping an eye on Zero Hedges's S.T.U.P.I.D. index which is a Credit Default Swap index, so bad news means the chart goes up.

An inconvenient truth disected

Take a trip over to Not Evil Just Wrong and read that:
"See what the elite media won't tell you. See the staggering impact of extreme legislation Gore and his friends want. On jobs. On our troubled economy. On America's ability to compete with other nations. On real people and real families who face financial ruin when severe restrictions on fossil energy are passed into law."
I wonder if the UK schools system will force all children to watch this film as well as Al Gores "An inconvenient truth"... I think not.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

The latest agreed tactic? Tears and/or emotional guilting!

Gordon Brown crying during a pre-recorded Piers Morgan interview and publicising it so that people tune in to watch this one hour pro-Labour piece on Valentine's Day.

Alastair Campbell needing "to pause and compose himself as he denies Tony Blair misled MPs over the intelligence before the Iraq war. "

'climate scandal professor Phil Jones is reported to have 'revealed that he was so traumatised by the global backlash against him that he contemplated suicide'.


The shocking thing is that this tactic will probably work on the emotionally disturbed people that seem to riddle the UK population.

Why, oh why, oh why?





Thanks to Ugliest Tattoo for the spot.

A serious man for serious times

Let me take you back in time, not too far, just to September 2008 when Gordon Brown gave his speech as Labour leader to the Labour Party Conference. Let's examine Gordon Brown's speech and see if it chimes with reality.

"I didn't come into politics to be a celebrity or thinking I'd always be popular. Perhaps, that's just as well. No, 25 years ago I asked the people of Fife to send me to parliament to serve the country I love.

And I didn't come to London because I wanted to join the establishment, but because I wanted and want to change it.

So I'm not going to try to be something I'm not."
Well he managed to become popular although the celebrity thing seems to have gone by the board what with Gordon Brown preferring to be interviewed by the incisive Fern Briiten and the hard hitting Piers Morgan rather than Jeremy 'pussycat' Paxman.

"if people say I'm too serious, quite honestly there's a lot to be serious about - I'm serious about doing a serious job for all the people of this country."
The serious man has with the serious job to do, is the man who prefers to be interviewed on the couch by Fern Britten and opine on Susan Boyle than be interviewed by Paxman and discuss the collapsing UK economy.

"And so here I am - working for this incredible country, while trying as far as possible to give my children an ordinary childhood. Some people have been asking why I haven't served my children up for spreads in the papers. And my answer is simple. My children aren't props; they're people."

But ready to cry on television in an effort to appear normal.

"And where I've made mistakes I'll put my hand up and try to put them right. So what happened with 10p stung me because it really hurt that suddenly people felt I wasn't on the side of people on middle and modest incomes - because on the side of hard-working families is the only place I've ever wanted to be. And from now on it's the only place I ever will be."
Interesting if he makes mistakes he will try and put them right but not apologise.

"But our duty, what gives us moral purpose, is serving the people who need us most- Britain's vast majority - people on middle and modest incomes who need to know that they are not on their own amidst this change - we are on their side."
That will be the people who will be paying an extra 3-5p in the pound on Income Tax for the next 30, 40, 50 years to pay fir Gordon Brown's stupidity.

"We are and will always be a pro-enterprise, pro-business and pro-competition government. And we believe the dynamism of our five million businesses large and small is vital to the success of our country. "
Fine words but since the reality is completely at odds with the rhetoric I think we can just ascribe the words 'political promises' to these sentiments.

"So the new settlement also requires another great and historic endeavour to end the dictatorship of oil and to avert catastrophic climate change, a transformation in our use of energy. New nuclear power, an unprecedented increase in renewables and investment in clean coal."
How's the nuclear power plans coming along, any chance of them being on-stream before the blackouts start?

"And I am asking the climate change committee to report by October on the case for, by 2050 not a 60% reduction in our carbon emissions, but an 80% cut - and I want British companies and British workers to seize the opportunity and lead the world in the transformation to a low carbon economy and I believe that we can create in modern green manufacturing and service one million new jobs."
Ah man made climate change the refuge of socialist scoundrels and totalitarians the world over. It's not happening but that won't stop them using it as an excuse to tax us more.

"But I say to you that we will invest it wisely, continuing our record investment in schools, Sure Start centres, transport and hospitals."
That great New Labour lie, that all Labour spending is 'investment' and so beyond criticism.

"People feel their communities are changing before their eyes and it's increasing their anxiety about crime and anti-social behaviour. And so we will be the party of law and order."
Why do people feel their communities are changing? Could it because since 1997 Labour have openned our borders to an unprecedented degree and so changed the face of the UK for ever and in a way that they had no mandate for. As for claiming to be the party of 'law and order', the politicisation of the police force and the turning of much of the judicial system into a revenue raising arm of government rather than a punishment programme has had the expected result of making much of the UK's inner cities near no-go areas.

"When we talk about three million more people in work since 1997 - that's not just a number, that's a life that's been changed - three million times over"
How many of thise three million jobs have gone to UK citizens and how many to immigrants from elsewhere in the EU or beyond? That makes the figures look and sound less impressive.

"fairness is in our DNA."
No comment necessary re this absurd claim form the head of one of the most unfair governments ever to ruin this country.

"The measures we have taken this year alone will help lift two hundred and fifty thousand children out of poverty. "
Is that a gross or net figure? I think the former, in which case how many dropped into poverty. Anyway how is poverty defined and does that definition explain why Labour have concentrated on those on the margins of poverty rather than the poorest, with the side disbenefit that economic equality is now worse than it was in 1997.

"And Ed Balls and I will never excuse, explain away or tolerate low standards in education. So we will keep up the pace of reform: more academies, trust and specialist schools, more of the brightest and best graduates becoming teachers, more investment in building schools for the future - state of the art schools for world class schooling."
As the UK drops down the world's education leagues. Whilst in the UK we now have an all shall have prizes education system as exam standards drop year after year.

"in just one year in the fight against hospital infections, we have doubled the number of matrons and achieved a 36 percent reduction in MRSA."
How much did the number of matrons reduce in the first 10 years of this Labour government and how much did MRSA increase before this 36% reduction?

"Jacqui Smith and Jack Straw are introducing a landmark reform in our justice system - to put victims first. In consultation with victim support we will create an independent commissioner who will stand up for victims, witnesses and families"
12 years of putting the interests of the criminals first and now a change of heart, is that one anyone could really believe.

"I am proud that Britain will honour our obligations to provide refuge from persecution. And we recognise the contribution that migrants make to our economy and our society, but the other side of welcoming newcomers who can help Britain is being tough about excluding those adults who won't and can't. That's why we have introduced the Australian-style points-based system, the citizenship test, the English language test and we will introduce a migrant charge for public services."
What about the migrants who don't make a positive contribution but who live off of benefits and in some cases work for the destruction of the UK? Is this the same "Australian-style points-based system" that Labour so derided when originally suggested by the Conservative party?

"And so let's hear no more from the Conservatives - we did fix the roof while the sun was shining."
Really? How?


There is more, much more, but I really have a limited bullshit input and I have reached that now.

The best behaved 'loose wheel'



And an impossible reattaching tyre...

A 'lucky goat'

Sean Linnane records the story of the 'lucky goat' and the '13-year-old girl called Meena, who says her own family tried to turn her into a suicide bomber.'

This is a story well worth reading as it gives a glimpse into the sort of people that the BBC respect and the Labour government seem to want to try and pay to be on 'our side'. Nice people?
"In that hideout they used to train suicide bombers.

Most were children of my age or younger than me. They were used for these activities because they were too young to know any better.

...

My father and brother told me to carry out a suicide attack. They were pressuring me to do this.

They told me: "If you do it you will go to paradise long before us." I replied: "Why don't you tell me I will go to hell long before you?"

Every day they used to tell me this. Every day. I was very young when they started telling me this. I said to them: "What about all the people I will kill? They are all Muslims."

They started beating me when I refused. They beat me non-stop. They made my life hell. I never had a single moment of happiness. They did everything other than kill me.

They said: "The bomb will be connected with a button, or something like the remote control of a TV. We will give you this kind of remote, and you will go to the place.

"We will also give you a mobile, and we will ring that phone, and press the remote, and you will be blown up with this bomb."

They told me they would use such a large amount of explosives that no-one would even know if it was a man or a woman.

They told me that I had to do it.

There was a kind of medicine they used to give to the bombers that made them go around smiling, in a trance.

They said they would give me that medicine, and then I would go running to die - with a smile. I was so scared I decided to prepare my own tea, and my own food.

I was afraid they would mix that medicine with my food."

Please do not read on if you have a weak stomach...
"They attached a bomb to my sister Nahida. They tied rectangular pieces to both her arms, and a black strip was wrapped around both her legs.

Then they connected the whole thing. She told my brother the bomb was heavy and she could not walk.

He said she would be comfortable once she was sitting down in the car.

They gave her medicine. But she was crying very loud for my mother. She kept going to her and hugging her. When my sister looked down at the bomb, she shivered.

Then my brother and my father started beating my mother, and they were shouting: "Why you are distracting the girl from her mission?"

I heard my sister saying: "Where is Meena? I want to see her." But I didn't have the strength. My heart couldn't take it.

My mother fainted when they put her in the car. My brother said my sister's attack was in Afghanistan.

I always think about my sister. She was healthy and a very nice girl. She was younger than me, but she was wiser. My mother used to tell me that I was an idiot, but she was very wise."

UKIP have a Parliamentary Reform Act ready for introduction

And here it is... and here are two points:

"It calls for us to withdraw from the European Union, in order that our Government was accountable to our electorate. It would repeal the 1998 Human Rights Act, which has undermined the Government’s ability to deal with crime and terrorism. It would ensure that no internationally binding agreements may be entered into and no military action may be taken without the prior authorization of Parliament.

In parliamentary reform it would require number of parliamentary constituencies to be substantially reduced to around 250, down from 646. Parliament would sit for a fixed five-year term. The number of sitting days to be substantially reduced, which in turn would reduce the amount of legislation which currently engulfs us."

Local council officials that don't know the law or recognise a classic car

Autotrader (not a news source I think I have ever quoted before) report a sad story:
"Imagine the expression on music producer Mendoza Stewart's face when he found out his prized Bristol 411 – a rare classic – had been towed by the London Borough of Lambeth, despite being legally parked in a council car park.

Council workers at the car pound apparently used a mechanical grab to move the car, leaving it 'utterly wrecked'.

Mr Stewart said: "The council said my car was not taxed but as a 1972 classic car it is road tax-free."

A spokesperson for Lambeth Council said: "We have accepted breach of duty and apologise to Mr Stewart. We are working hard to resolve this case as soon as possible.""
In case you do not know what a Bristol 411 looks like, here's a picture of one...

Lovely cars, I would love to own one but couldn't afford the petrol!

"Action is urgently needed" - yes that's the message

The BBC report the findings of an opinion poll and they are not happy...
"The number of British people who are sceptical about climate change is rising, a poll for BBC News suggests.

The Populus poll of 1,001 adults found 25% did not think global warming was happening, a rise of 8% since a similar poll was conducted in November.

The percentage of respondents who said climate change was a reality had fallen from 83% in November to 75% this month.

And only 26% of those asked believed climate change was happening and "now established as largely man-made".

The findings are based on interviews carried out on 3-4 February.

"It is very unusual indeed to see such a dramatic shift in opinion in such a short period," Populus managing director Michael Simmonds told BBC News.

"The British public are sceptical about man's contribution to climate change - and becoming more so," he added.

"More people are now doubters than firm believers." "
Of course this being the oh so 'warmist' BBC the message they would like you to take from this is not that the people aren't as dumb as the BBC and IPCC would like them to be but that this is indicative as being a serious problem.
"The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs' (Defra) chief scientific adviser, Professor Bob Watson, called the findings "very disappointing".

"The fact that there has been a very significant drop in the number of people that believe that we humans are changing the Earth's climate is serious," he told BBC News.

"Action is urgently needed," Professor Watson warned.

"We need the public to understand that climate change is serious so they will change their habits and help us move towards a low carbon economy." "

The passage that really got to me was this one:
"During the intervening period between the two polls, there was a series of high profile climate-related stories, some of which made grim reading for climate scientists and policymakers."
So "grim reading for climate scientists and policymakers", are facts not important? Should the truth have been suppressed in the interests of 'policy'?

Meanwhile a journalist Mehdi Hasan writing in the New Statesman wonders
"Why is our public service broadcaster giving credence to climate conspiracy theories? "

He does this by quoting Sunny Hundal's Guardian piece that includes this line that is so far removed from reality that I had to do a double-take:
"After watching last night's Newsnight, I can only come to one conclusion: the BBC has become this country's most pernicious climate-change-denying media outlet in the UK."

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Thank heavens Gordon Brown is anti-'personality politics'

Following my earlier piece I now see in The Mail that Labour spin doctors and an acquiescent media are pulling out all the stops in an effort to make Gordon Brown seem a sympathetic human being:
"Gordon Brown wept in public this weekend when he talked of the death of his daughter Jennifer and spoke of facing up to the possible premature death of his son Fraser, who has cystic fibrosis - and his hope a cure will be found.

Mr Brown's wife Sarah, who was present, also sobbed in an extraordinary display of emotion when the Prime Minister was interviewed by Piers Morgan for a TV programme.

The candid exchanges, which took place over two-and-a-half hours in front of a live studio audience, are to be broadcast on Piers Morgan's Life Stories on ITV next Sunday."
Why is crying "an extraordinary display if emotion" for a woman who has lost one son and may lose another? It seems quite normal to me. What is extraordinary is that people might buy this 'look Gordon Brown is a normal human being and so should be re-elected crap'. Unfortunately the way the opinion polls are going it looks as though the 'narrative' is working.

F**k me some people are easily manipulated and frankly they deserve to be screwed over by another 5 years of a Gordon Brown lead Labour government. I however spotted the lies that new-Labour was built on before 1997 and don't want to see the UK dragged even further into the economic and social mire and so I will continue to speak out and campaign for the ending of this vile Labour government.

We are not worthy


A seriously incredible basketball 'basket'.

"I saw you coming"


"the scratches are actually organic"


"he funds hedges or something"

The US budget freeze in context


I find these explanations very scary and think that they deserve wide circulation.


Thanks to Political Math Blog for the work.

Will David Cameron lead a 'Conservative' government?

Fraser Nelson wonders this and makes some very key points, including:
"To look at Tory policies so far, it is hard to see any great vision for society. In the draft manifesto, one sees several Labour ideas inserted like pagan offerings to assuage a god of war. We find Labour’s commitment to tax the richest at 50p; a pledge to protect the bloated NHS budget; a pledge to increase foreign aid spending by some £4 billion — while cutting the military budget by about the same amount. At a time of war.

If these are to be implemented, it is depressingly hard to work out what will be Tory about the next Tory government. Spending priorities will be roughly along Labour lines, the NHS will face less reform even than under Tony Blair. The spending commitments so far make it hard to see how the Tories could cut the deficit very much faster than Labour. And Mr Cameron even looks uncomfortable with cutting back the size of government, talking about it like something necessary only to assuage the credit-rating agencies. "
After 13 years of Labour misrule I don't want a 'Labour lite' government. Indeed the UK needs a dose of reality after 11 years of Labour profligacy, it won't be easy and it won't be pleasant but it is necessary. However I have severe doubts as to whether David Cameron is willing to be hard enough - more on this tomorrow...

Queasy reading about Gordon Brown

Very queasy reading material only read it if you have a strong stomach and a bullshit meter that goes all the way to 11.

How any paper can print bollocks like this in 2010 is beyond me:
"In his most intimate interview to date, he talks of his love for Sarah, the never-ending pain at the death of his daughter Jennifer, the real reason his handwriting is so bad and how he learnt his sense of duty and economic thrift from his parents."
Thrift? THRIFT! The man's wasted more money than I can even imagine and all but destroyed the UK economy. "Never ending pain"; I am sorry for his loss but what he has done to the UK dwarves that 'pain'.

But your bullshit meter may not be able to cope with this line:
"But I am not going to get into personality politics. It is not what I have done in my life."
Does Gordon Brown have no shame or sense of reality? 'Tory toffs' anyone? In fact it is instructive to google Gordon Brown +"personality politics" and see quite how often Gordon Brown has declared that he is against personality politics; somehow I think he doth protest too much.

Here's to you Mrs (Iris) Robinson


It was only a matter of time...
Possibly the only time ever the line "Would you like to hear a passage from Leviticus 18" has ever appeared in a pop song, that may be true about just Leviticus as wel, mind you; unless you know different...

HMRC - more errors

Furher to this I now read that:
"This week more problems have emerged with a new computer system which tells employers how much tax to deduct from our pay.
...
Revenue insiders have told Money Box that in some cases it is double-taxing the value of benefits like a car or health insurance provided by employers.

It has also emerged that married couples and civil partners aged 76 or more could lose an allowance worth nearly £700.

And more than half-a-million people, who started claiming their state pension this tax year, could automatically have too much tax deducted from their income next tax year.

The Revenue says it has recently fixed problems including those with state pensions and benefits in kind, but admits it is still working to resolve remaining issues. "
Another great HMRC IT system...

Is this the Iraq invasion smoking gun that will show Tony Blair lied?

The BBC report that:
"The leader of Plaid Cymru's MPs has said he has a memo showing Tony Blair and George Bush struck a secret deal to invade Iraq a year before the 2003 war.

Elfyn Llwyd told the BBC's Straight Talk he had written to Iraq Inquiry chair Sir John Chilcot to say he would be prepared to hand the document over.

He said the memo, which is marked "Top Secret and Confidential" contradicted statements made by Mr Blair.

Mr Blair previously told the inquiry he made no "covert" deal with Mr Bush.

Mr Llwyd, who in 2004 launched a campaign to impeach the then prime minister for misleading Parliament over the war, said he could not be specific about what was in the memo, which he "believed" was American in origin.

"I've not shown it to anybody to try, because I, frankly, I didn't want to be in any position where I was accused of undermining anything that was going on at the time," he told interviewer Andrew Neil.

He said the contents of the memo were "in direct contradiction of many, many statements by the ex-prime minister in the House of Commons, including several questions he answered to me".

Asked if he believed it could be the "smoking gun" that anti-war campaigners have been looking for, he said: "It could be". "
How anyone could think Tony Blair lied to the Chilcot Inquiry is beyond me...

Anyway I suggest that Elfyn Llwyd stays away from woods and suspicious looking men in trenchcoats.

This man was an MP!


If Jim Devine can't stand up to the gentle enquiries of Channel 4's Krishnan Guru-Murthy then I doubt he'll look that good in court when facing a decent barrister.

Jim Devine does not seem, how can I put this, the sharpest pencil in the box. Maybe it is time for all prospective MPs to sit an IQ test or similar. The trouble with many MPs for safe seats is that their abilities are less important than their being able to wear the right coloured rosette and follow the whips instructions as to what lobby to troop into and vote.

So who was the Labour Whip who gave Jim Devine the advice? Why won't Jim Devine name him?
These are the current Government whips: Nick Brown, Tommy McAvoy, John Spellar, Helen Jones, David Watts, Frank Roy, Steve McCabe, Tony Cunningham and Bob Blizzard. Just in case it was an assistant Whip and not a Whip (and Jim Devine couldn't tell the difference) these are the Labour assistant whips: Diana Johnson, Mark Tami, Dawn Butler, John Heppell, Lynne Brown, Sharon Hodgson, Mary Creagh, David Wright and Kerry McCarthy. I believe that Jim Devine said it was a male Whip so let's start asking questions of: Nick Brown, Tommy McAvoy, John Spellar, David Watts, Frank Roy, Steve McCabe, Tony Cunningham, Bob Blizzard, Mark Tami, John Heppell and David Wright.

Maybe someone should explain to Jim Devine the difference between a budget and an expense claim.

Meanwhile I note that "Keir Simmons, ITV News' Crime Correspondent, is reporting that none of these MPs were arrested, fingerprinted or had to give DNA samples. One law for them..."


Thanks to Guido Fawkes for the video spot.

They've got a little list, they've got a little list

politics.co.uk have a list of the 135 MPs retiring at the next general election.

Quite a few little piggies included.

Carbon offsetting, Australian style

Read this report and wonder at the minds that decide that:
"paying people millions of dollars to do a sensible thing that they have always done, and then say its a carbon credit, because if they didn't do what they had always done then there would be more fire, so by making fire, they are reducing it."

The water vapour positive feedback system that isn't

The Man Made Global Warming 'mistakes' seem to be coming out of the woodwork almost daily. Tom Nelson has news of another:
"The global warming scientists, major climate research centers, the IPCC, environmental NGOs, and global warming activists and pundits have all claimed that the "robust & rigorous" climate models prove that when human CO2 increases, then global atmospheric temperatures will have to increase, which will then cause surface water evaporation to increase, that subsequently causes water vapor in the atmosphere to increase, which finally sets in motion a positive feedback system that causes all the previous items to even increase more, ad nauseum. Unfortunately, the "expert" climate scientists are now discovering those models might not have it quite right, since atmospheric water vapor is doing the exact opposite of what the climate models predicted! Gee, what a surprise."
Another Man Made Climate Change scientific 'mistake' in the modelling, I am shocked...

Friday, 5 February 2010

Another IPCC 'mistake'

NRC Handelsbad reports that:
"The Dutch environment minister, Jaqueline Cramer, on Wednesday demanded a thorough investigation into the 2007 report by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change after a Dutch magazine uncovered it incorrectly states 55 percent of the country lies below sea level. The the Dutch national bureau for environmental analysis has taken responsibility for the incorrect figure cited by the IPCC. Only 26 percent of the Netherlands is really below sea level. "
Is anything actually correct about the IPCC's reports.

Newnham girls are "slutty"

In my limited experience, not slutty enough but that is a whole other story!

The Telegraph reports that:
"Lizzy Cole, the college’s undergraduate president, sent the email to all 400 residents after the student union received 30 complaints about noise in the student halls.

“I’d just like to politely remind everyone that Newnham corridors funnel sound and walls are very thin in some buildings,” it read. “Therefore, please remember to be discrete (sic) in your activities, especially during late/early hours of the day.”

Some girls said they had been horrified to think that fellow students may have heard them with their boyfriends. One Newnham undergraduate, 20, said: “It’s just so embarrassing to think that people have been listening in. I was blushing when I got the email. You try to keep it down, but it’s easy to forget the walls are so thin if you get a bit carried away.

“This sort of thing must happen at every university in the country. Only in Cambridge would your fellow students complain. They’ll be handing out ear plugs next.” "
More shocking to me is that confusion of discrete with discreet; the former meaning to be separate, the later meaning to be careful or cautious so as not to be too obvious. Standards have dropped since my days, seemingly in more ways than one...

The difficulty with playing the foreign exchange markets

How can I be expected to know which currency to put my money in when the UK, the US and the Euro Zone are all screwed. My views of the broken UK economy are well known and Greece's economic collapse and the near collapse of Ireland, Portugal and Spain (the so called PIGS economies) makes the Euro Zone weak and of course with news that
"A leading credit rating service warned the United States' stellar ratings could take a hit because of the U.S. budget deficit and slow pace of economic recovery.

Moody's Investors Service issued its determination Wednesday, two days after the Obama administration said the deficit in fiscal 2010 would be about $1.6 trillion and about $1.3 trillion in 2011. The 2011 estimates work off the assumption of a relatively strong bounce for the U.S. economy. "
Maybe Japanese Yen or the Swiss Franc?

Buried alive for talking; the wonders of Islamic honour killings

The Guardian report that:
"Turkish police have recovered the body of a 16-year-old girl they say was buried alive by relatives in an "honour" killing carried out as punishment for talking to boys.

The girl, who has been identified only by the initials MM, was found in a sitting position with her hands tied, in a two-metre hole dug under a chicken pen outside her home in Kahta, in the south-eastern province of Adiyaman.

...

The informant told the police she had been killed following a family "council" meeting.

Her father and grandfather are said to have been arrested and held in custody pending trial. It is unclear whether they have been charged. The girl's mother was arrested but was later released.

Media reports said the father had told relatives he was unhappy that his daughter – one of nine children – had male friends. The grandfather is said to have beaten her for having relations with the opposite sex.

A postmortem examination revealed large amounts of soil in her lungs and stomach, indicating that she had been alive and conscious while being buried. Her body showed no signs of bruising.

...

Official figures have indicated that more than 200 such killings take place each year, accounting for around half of all murders in Turkey."
Murdered by being buried as punishment for talking to boys; what a wonderful tradition "honour killing" is.

No connection with their nuclear programme, no connection at all

The news that Iran launched a launched a research rocket carrying a mouse, two turtles and worms into space has been met with some gloom as it shows that the Iranians could put this technology together with a simple nuclear weapon or even just irradiated material and fire it at Tel Aviv or indeed any city in the world. Keep an eye on the sky folks, this could get nasty.

"from the river to the sea palestine will be free"

I am so pleased that anyone googling "from the river to the sea palestine will be free" does at least have one returned result that recognises the truth behind the Palestinian claims to Israeli land and what future (or lack of) the Palestinian leaders envisage for Israel.

Don't forget that Israel is the one Jewish state in the world surrounded by 22 Arab states, there are around 6 million Jews and 300 million Arabs and that Israel is one third of one percent of the whole land mass of the Middle East.

Fears of an anti-Muslim backlash

The media are always worried about "anti-Muslim backlashes" and are keen to try and prevent these when reporting the latest Jihadi atrocity, or attempted atrocity, in the UK. However they seem less worried about decoupling Jews from Israel and so it with little surprise that I read in The Independent that:
"The number of anti-Semitic attacks in the UK reached record highs last year as anger over Israel's assault on Gaza led to an explosion of race hatred targeted at Britain's Jewish community.

The Community Security Trust (CST), a charity which monitors attacks against Jews, said 924 anti-Semitic incidents were recorded last year – a 69 per cent increase on 2008 and the highest number since the charity began keeping records of anti-Semitism in 1984.

The charity said Israel's three-week invasion of Gaza in January last year led to an unprecedented outpouring of anger directed at Britain's Jews, with more anti-Semitism recorded in the first six months of 2009 than in any entire previous year. "
Of course the irony that it is The Independent one of the three UK news organisations that has done the most to unfairly vilify Israel in recent years is not lost on me.

The Independent's report continues:
"Of the 924 confirmed incidents, 124 were violent assaults, three of which involved what the CST classified as an "extreme threat to life". It was the highest number of physical assaults recorded against the Jewish community since records began and represents a 41 per cent increase on the previous year.

Physical assaults tended to be most common within areas where members of the Orthodox or Ultra-Orthodox Jewish communities are most visible, such as Salford and Bury in Greater Manchester and Hendon and Stamford Hill in north London.

Non-violent incidents included widespread graffiti; bacon being placed on the doors of a synagogue in Leeds and a postal worker writing the words "Jewland" on a parcel meant for a British man staying on a kibbutz in Israel."
I wonder how many attacks were, at least partially, caused by people having lived on a diet of anti-Israeli articles for some years now, the sort of articles published by The Independent, The Guardian and the BBC?

The Independent's article continues:
"The figures also suggested that anti-Semitism in Britain tended to spike when Israel conducted controversial military operations. Until this year's report, the last time anti-Semitism was at its highest was during 2006 when the Israel Defence Forces launched a one-month assault on Lebanon in retaliation at an attack by Hizbollah fighters. Almost a quarter (23 per cent) of all the incidents reported last year made some sort of direct reference to the military assault on Gaza or Israel's war against Hamas. "
The media are keen to explain that the misdeeds of a few Islamic Jihadi should not reflect on the UK's peaceable Muslim citizens, they seem less keen to try and decouple Israel from Jews and now you can see one of the results.

Can we believe a word that Gordon Brown says?

From Wednesday's PMQs per Hansard:

"Mr. Evennett: ... All our constituents are rightly concerned about transparency, expenses and cleaning up politics. With that in mind, now that it is clear that there was a £50,000 fund solely for the Prime Minister's use at his headquarters, will he explain why he did not declare this in the Register of Members' Financial Interests?

The Prime Minister: I know nothing about what the hon. Gentleman is talking about."
Is Gordon Brown saying he knows nothing of the allegations made by Peter Watt that there was a secret fund, worth a reported £50,000, which was held by the Labour Party for Gordon Brown's benefit? Or is he saying that there was no such secret fund? Is either explanation plausible?


"Mr. Cameron: What the Prime Minister has just said is completely at odds with what witness after witness has said to the Chilcot inquiry. Let us listen to what they have said. The former Defence Secretary said that we now have fewer helicopters because of the decisions that the Prime Minister took as Chancellor. The former Chief of the Defence Staff, General Walker, said that

"money ...was taken out of the helicopter budget".

Soldier after soldier has complained about the lack of body armour, vehicles and equipment, and we now know that the service chiefs threatened to resign en masse. Is it not time that the Prime Minister admitted to the mistakes that he made when he was Chancellor?

The Prime Minister: First, the Conservatives do not even know what their policy is for 2010 on spending on anything. Secondly, I have always taken seriously the need properly to fund our defence forces. In the 2002 spending review, which is the subject of discussion here, the defence estimate was the best for 20 years. The Defence Secretary at the time said it was an excellent settlement that allowed us to modernise the forces. In 2004, the defence management board made its own decisions. Let me remind the right hon. Gentleman that he stood on a platform at the last election to cut defence spending by £1.5 billion."
Really did the Conservatives propose £1.5 billion of defence cuts in their 2005 election campaign. Oddly The BBC reported in October 2004 that
"Frontline defence spending would increase by £2.7bn over three years under the Tories, they say. "


Eric Pickles has written to Gordon Brown urging him
"to admit to this fund’s existence, apologise for misleading the House and co-operate with any inquiries that John Lyon may wish to make."
I wonder if the Conservatives will query Gordon Brown's claims about their 2005 manifesto.

How dare India want to look for facts rather than accept what the IPCC say

The Telegraph report the interesting news that:
"India has threatened to pull out of the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and set up its on climate change body because it "cannot rely" on the group headed by its own Nobel Prize-winning scientist Dr R K Pachauri."
Apparently:
"last night Mr Ramesh effectively marginalised the IPC chairman even further.

He announced that the Indian government will establish a separate National Institute of Himalayan Glaciology to monitor the effects of climate change on the world's "third ice cap", and an "Indian IPCC" to use "climate science" to assess the impact of global warming throughout the country.

"There is a fine line between climate science and climate evangelism. I am for climate science. I think people misused [the] IPCC report ... [the] IPCC doesn't do the original research which is one of the weaknesses ... they just take published literature and then they derive assessments, so we had goof-ups on Amazon forest, glaciers, snow peaks.

"I respect the IPCC but India is a very large country and cannot depend only on [the] IPCC and so we have launched the Indian Network on Comprehensive Climate Change Assessment (INCCA)," he said.

It will bring together 125 research institutions throughout India, work with international bodies and operate as a "sort of Indian IPCC," he added.

The body, which he said will not rival the UN's panel, will publish its own climate assessment in November this year, with reports on the Himalayas, India's long coastline, the Western Ghat highlands and the north-eastern region close to the borders with Bangladesh, Burma, China and Nepal.

"Through these we will demonstrate our commitment to climate science," he said."
I doubt that the IPCC will be impressed by the Indian government's decision to investigate what is actually happening rather than regurgitating prejudice.

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Question Time 4 February 2010

George Galloway & Melanie Phillips and Charles Falconer & Clare Short on the same panel, could be interesting but unfortunately I must go to bed before I collapse. That also means that I can avoid having to watch Theresa May destroy another piece of Conservative Party credibility with a presumably woeful performance.

"Hard liquor, no nipples"


Miss Pasternak/Alicia Witt in the 'bikini bar' in Two and a Half Men.

Subtle dhimmitude on the BBC?

Melvyn Bragg's BBC Radio 4 In Our Time is often a challenging listen but I find it interesting. This morning's programme on "the 14th-century Arab philosopher of history Ibn Khaldun" contained this oddly worded introduction to Ibn Khaldun's life by Hugh Kennedy Professor of Arabic at the School of Oriental and African in London:
"Born in 1322... family had long lived in Muslim Spain... these were very difficult times, the Christians were conquering more and more territory in Spain, the city of Seville.. was now under Christian rule"
Those nasty Christians invading Muslim lands and kicking out the peaceable followers of Islam would seem to be the subtext. Now maybe later on in the programme it was explained that Spain was previously ruled by the followers of Christianity known as the Visigoths until it was invaded and conquered in the early years of the 8th Century AD by Muslim armies from North Africa as part of the expansion of the Umayyad Islamic Empire. Maybe it was explained later in the programme that the Christian forces fought back soon after the initial invasion but that it took from 723AD to 1248AD to evict Islam form most of Spain and until 1492 before the whole of Spain was in Christian hands once more. Maybe it was but somehow I doubt it.

Similarly it is often striking how Christianity is portrayed as warlike for supporting the Crusades whilst not acknowledging that the Crusades were a response to Muslim armies invading Christian Europe and "the Holy Land". Remember that Judaism, Christianity and Islam are not all of the same antiquity. Judaism is obviously the oldest of the three, Christianity next oldest and then Islam. Thus the Holy Land was (and still is) significant in Christianity because of the its association as the place of birth, ministry, Crucifixion and Resurrection of Jesus. Following Emperor Constantine's conversion to Christianity (in the 4rd Century AD) and the founding of the Byzantine Empire, the Holy Land became a predominantly Christian country. Islamic armies invaded the Holy Land in the 7th Century AD and their rule included the destruction of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre (1009AD).

The seventieth weekly "No Shit, Sherlock" award

This week's award goes to Autonomous Mind for realising that:
"It is clear that money is driving climate change policies and initiatives in the UK. CO2 is being used as the scapegoat for the imposition of massive increases in costs for all but the biggest businesses. This would not be the case if CO2 was a threat and mankind could affect warming or cooling of the globe."


"No shit, Sherlock"


Actually this award is rather unfair as I am sure that Autonomous Mind is well aware that this is obvious to some but not acknowledged by most.

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

If you are going to look at porn in the office it might be sensible not to do so with your screen facing a TV camera!



That's Macquarie Private Wealth's Martin Lakos discussing interest rates in a Channel 7 interview whilst a colleague is looking at semi-nude photos of model Miranda Kerr in the background. I like the way he flicks the pictures on and off whilst talking to someone in front of him but best of all is his look round at 1:34!

Apparently Macquarie Private Wealth are corporately not amused and issued a statement that "Macquarie has strict policies in place surrounding the use of technology and the issue arising from the live cross on Seven News is being dealt with internally."

It seems that the mid-level client investment manager has been in meetings to determine his future. Meanwhile Macquarie's HR department have emailed all of the bank's 11,500 staff around the world with a reminder of its internet policy and the instruction to "familiarise themselves" with it.

The scariest image on the web this year, this decade, ever?


Harriet Harman exposed?



Thanks(?) to Big Brother Watch for the spot.



As Grazia ask "Does my bum look big in this body scan?"

Was Gordon Brown telling a 'Brownie' in June last year?

Earlier today I posted a piece asking why Fraser Nelson had had his Lobby pass revoked. I think that the video I included in that piece deserves repetition as it raises an interesting question...



Note that in the video above Gordon Brown still denying any planned Labour cuts (2.3% year on year for three years) and decrying the Conservatives for planning 10% cuts. Gordon Brown claimed that 10% cuts would lead to schools and hospitals closing, perhaps someone might ask him whether Labour cuts planned for 2011 of over 10% will result in similar closures. Maybe the BBC's Evan Davis or Nick Robinson could ask Gordon Brown to explain his claim in June last year that "The public spending in our Country is rising and it's going to continue to rise, if you want to debate about public spending cuts have it with the Conservative party who are determined to have them.... that is a fact, I've said it, public spending continues to rise."

Discrimination in the UK - against the English of course

"University Tuition Fees in Scotland are free ... if ...

... you are classed as being ordinarily resident in Scotland or another European Union (EU) country outside the UK, and are going to be studying full-time in Scotland, you will not be required to pay tuition fees. All tuition fees will be paid on your behalf by the Scottish Government through the Student Awards Agency for Scotland (SAAS). Students must apply for this funding every year.

It would appear that only the Non-Scottish Brits have to pay to attend university in Scotland. It would be hard to see how this selective pricing would be permitted anywhere else within the EU - but here in Britain this academic apartheid goes unchallenged and unscrutinised by the equality watchers."



That's what 12 years of Labour government have brought to this Country; inequality definitely, apartheid maybe.

Thanks to Mrs Rigsby for the spot.

Might this explain why Fraser Nelson has had his lobby pass removed?



The Tap reports that:
"Four journalists, including Fraser, were found not to have declared their up-to-date outside interests, and have been reprimanded and punished to some extent by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner.

But only Fraser Nelson has been actually banned from the Lobby, his pass removed. The others were more mildly rebuked. We don't know the full facts of the case, but it seems strange that the only confident voice declaring that Labour are, in his opinion, through, is the only one being chopped."
So why would the Labour leadership be so keen on banning Fraser Nelson? It couldn't be anything to do with his unwelcome questioning of the Prime Minister last June, could it? Note that Guido Fawkes reports that the Daily Mirror’s political editor Kevin Maguire hadn't registered a very obvious outside interest, his column in Public Affairs News "that he admitted, with a raucous cackle, having had for two years.". I wonder if the Labour defending Kevin Maguire will have his Lobby Pass revoked? Somehow I doubt it.

Note that in the video above Gordon Brown was still denying any planned Labour cuts (2.3% year on year for three years) and decrying the Conservatives for planning 10% cuts. Gordon Brown claimed that 10% cuts would lead to schools and hospitals closing, perhaps someone might ask him whether Labour cuts planned for 2011 of over 10% will result in similar closures. Maybe Evan Davis could ask Gordon Brown to explain his claim in June last year that "The public spending in our Country is rising and it's going to continue to rise, if you want to debate about public spending cuts have it with the Conservative party who are determined to have them.... that is a fact, I've said it, public spending continues to rise."

Evan Davis is indignant

BBC Radio 4's Today programme contained a piece described by the Today website thus:
"The Conservatives have been criticised for using questionable crime statistics in the run up to the election. The party sent out figures to constituencies in England and Wales suggesting big rises in violent crime while Labour have been in power, but the way the figures were compiled changed in 2002. Home affairs editor Mark Easton outlines the controversy and shadow home secretary Chris Grayling explains his party's use of the figures."
Evan Davis's indignant interview of Chris Grayling was a classic of its kind. Oddly I don't recall such righteous indignation ever being used against Gordon Brown or Alistair Darling over their dodgy economic data.

Maybe Evan 'Tinsel Tits' Davis is harder on the Conservative than Labour politicians for some reason that we should know of? I await his next interview with a senior Labour politician so a comparison can be made, although I note that that won't be this morning.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Another IPCC climbdown

The Daily Mash report that the IPCC have had to make yet another embarrassing climbdown:
"TREES will not uproot themselves and embark on blood-soaked killing sprees by 2035, global warming experts have admitted.

The International Panel on Climate Change confirmed the evidence had not been peer-reviewed and will now amend the section of its 2007 report devoted to 'killer trees'.

A spokesman said: "It appears the claim was not based on new data or field research but on that bit with the angry, talking trees in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

"We're reviewing our procedures to determine how it made it into the final draft, though someone should probably have noticed the vivid description of the attack on Saruman's underground orc factory.

"There is a supplementary source, and yes it is that bit with the angry, talking trees in The Wizard of Oz."
Sometimes satire is just so close to the truth!

Now the Met Office have been comprehensively discredited is it time to listen to Punxsutawney Phil?

The Pittsburgh Post reports that:
"Punxsutawney Phil, the internationally known weather prognosticating groundhog, saw his shadow this morning and predicted six more weeks of winter.

Thousands gathered on Gobbler's Knob in Jefferson County to await the groundhog's annual prediction. The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club said Phil has seen his shadow 98 times since 1887, hasn't seen it 15 times, and there are no records for nine years."
If it's good enough for Bill Murray in Groundhog Day then its good enough for me...

$7,000 for a sex robot - and she looks like Catherine Tate - I would be very 'bovered'

CNN report that:
"To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
...
Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences."
Fine, whatever floats your boat but why make a sex robot that loos like Catherine Tate?

Sex robot...


Catherine Tate...

How news reports are structured




Thanks to Mr Eugenides for the spot and Charlie Brooker for the work of near genius.

Climate Change update


Lord Christopher Monckton and an Australin 'warmist' debate before an interviewer who is well out of his depth.

Thanks to Denverstrope for that spot.


Barking Spider has nice summary of where we are, including this:
"There are many casualties in this sad story of greed and hubris. The big victim is the scientific method. This was pointed out in great detail by John P Costella of the Virginia-based Science and Public Policy Institute. Science is based on three fundamental pillars. The first is fallibility. The fact that you can be wrong, and if so proven by experimental input, any hypothesis can be - indeed, must be - corrected.
This was systematically stymied as early as 2004 by the scientist in-charge of the University of East Anglia’s Climate Change Unit. This university was at the epicentre of the ‘research’ on global warming. It is here that Professor Phil Jones kept inconvenient details that contradicted climate change claims out of reports.
The second pillar of science is that by its very nature, science is impersonal. There is no ‘us’, there is no ‘them’. There is only the quest. However, in the entire murky non-scientific global warming episode, if anyone was a sceptic he was labelled as one of ‘them’. At the very apex, before his humiliating retraction, Pachauri had dismissed a report by Indian scientists on glaciers as “voodoo science”.
The third pillar of science is peer group assessment. This allows for validation of your thesis by fellow scientists and is usually done in confidence. However, the entire process was set aside by the IPCC while preparing the report. Thus, it has zero scientific value.
The fact that there was dissent within the climate science teams, that some people objected to the very basis of the grand claims of global warming, did not come out through the due process. It came to light when emails at the Climate Research Centre at East Anglia were hacked in November 2009. It is from the hacked conversations that a pattern of conspiracy and deceit emerge. It is a peek into the world of global warming scaremongering—amplify the impact of CO2, stick to dramatic timelines on destruction of forests, and never ask for a referral or raise a contrary point. You were either a believer in a hotter world or not welcome in this ‘scientific fold’."


Barking Spider also reports that:
" An investigation by Dr Benny Peiser, director, Global Warming Policy Foundation, has revealed that only 13 of the 1,117, or a mere 1 per cent of the scientific papers crosschecked by him, explicitly endorse the consensus as defined by the IPCC. Thus the very basis of the claim of consensus on global warming is false. And so deeply entrenched is the global warming lobby, the prestigious journal Science did not publish a letter that Dr Peiser wrote pointing out the lack of consensus."



Christopher Booker reports the fascinating analysis that:
"There is something very odd indeed about the statement by the Information Commission on its investigation into "Climategate", the leak of emails from East Anglia's Climatic Research Unit. Gordon Smith, the deputy commissioner, confirms that the university's refusal to answer legitimate inquiries made in 2007 and 2008 was an offence under S.77 of the Information Act. But he goes on to claim that the Commission is powerless to bring charges, thanks to a loophole in the law – "because the legislation requires action within six months of the offence taking place".

Careful examination of the Act, however, shows that it says nothing whatever about a time limit. The Commission appears to be trying to confuse this with a provision of the Magistrates Act, that charges for an offence cannot be brought more than six months after it has been drawn to the authorities' attention – not after it was committed. In this case, the Commission only became aware of the offence two months ago when the emails were leaked – showing that the small group of British and American scientists at the top of the IPCC were discussing with each other and with the university ways to break the law, not least by destroying evidence, an offence in itself.

The Commission is thus impaled on a hook of its own devising. By admitting that serious offences were committed, it is now legally obliged to bring charges. And if these were brought under the 1977 Criminal Law Act, alleging that the offences amounted to a conspiracy to defy the law, there is no time limit anyway.

The real mystery therefore is how the Commission came to misread the very Act which brought it into being. Undoubtedly a successful prosecution involving such world-ranking scientists would be extraordinarily embarrassing, not just to the Government but to the entire global warming cause. So what has persuaded the Commission not to do its duty? "
I sense something very wrong at the Information Commission re this matter.

Counting election votes on Friday

The Guardian> reports that:
"Jenny Watson, chair of the Electoral Commission, has told returning officers that counting on Friday would be "entirely appropriate".

Watson was speaking at the annual conference of the Association of Electoral Administrators at Blackpool. I wasn't there, but the Press Association are reporting her comments.

We all enjoy the excitement – or hard work – of election night, but returning officers have a responsibility to make sure the results are accurate and accepted ... The most important thing is that the count is accurate and that voters have confidence in the election result ... It is entirely appropriate for returning officers to decide to hold the count the next day – if they are clear that this is necessary to ensure an accurate result.
"
The rumours of Labour plans for electoral fraud are rife and delaying the counts will only add fuel to these particular fires.

Kill the infidels - brainwashing British children to fight for Allah (update)

Further to this recent piece I have discovered that the BBC did not report the whole of what was said on the video. The BBC reported the video thus:
"The video shows a girl and young boy playing with guns and a man's voice says: "What do you do with the weapon?"

He answers his own question: "I want to kill the infidels [non-believers]." "

However thanks to Harry's Place I now know that
"the conversation continues:

Man 1: inaudible Yahudi.
Man 2: You kill the Jews… You must kill the Jews"

I wonder why the BBC wanted to keep that piece of news back? No I don't really, I think I know full well why...

The return of Azad Ali

I see that Azad Ali is back in the news. It seems that the simply delightful civil servant who used his personal website to justify the killing of British troops in Iraq appeared at the "Progressive London" conference organised by Ken Livingstone along with Harriet Harman and Ed Miliband. So much for community cohesion or are this labour government so desperate for votes that they are willing to cosy up to people such as Azad Ali?

Labour just don't do EU democracy

Spotted in the middle of a long piece on Calling England was this
"Labour and Lib Dems thwart attempt to introduce "referendum lock" on future EU treaties. The Conservatives unsuccessfully tried to make an amendment to the Government's Constitutional Reform Bill on 19 January, which would have meant that any future Treaty transferring power to the EU be subject to a referendum. The amendment was defeated by 303 votes to 183."
I would interested as to the reasons Labour and the Lib Dems would give for this anti-democratic stance.

Monday, 1 February 2010

Labour facing defeat so move the goalposts

I understand that Gordon Brown is planning to ask MPs to vote next week on moving towards changing Britain's voting system. The BBC are reporting that:
"Senior ministers agreed today to propose an amendment to the Constitutional Renewal Bill to offer voters a referendum by the autumn of 2011 on scrapping Britain's "first past the post" system and replacing it with the "alternative vote" (AV) system. The cabinet is to be asked to approve the plan tomorrow, allowing Gordon Brown to unveil the idea in a speech he is delivering on political reform at lunchtime. "


There we go, Gordon Brown knows Labour are likely to be heading for electoral defeat, so he's come around to the idea of changing the system. A nice Alternative Vote system would be pretty certain to keep a Labour/Lib Dem coalition in permanent power and by proposing the idea now Gordon Brown hopes to persuade enough Lib Dems to vote Labour in Conservative / Lib Dem marginals so as to return a Labour government.

Nothing, but nothing, Gordon Brown and his cabal do from now until May will surprise me. They will fight dirty, they will smear and attack and with the support of the BBC they may even be returned to power.

Then what's the point?

The Mail reports that:
"Air passengers who refuse to submit to a full body scan at Heathrow and Manchester airports will be barred from taking their flights from today.

The two airports started operating advanced imaging technology (AIT) scanners from noon. Birmingham airport will follow suit later this month ahead of a national rollout."

They also report the unsurprising news that the move has been
"strongly criticised by civil liberties campaigners who say the scanners are an invasion of privacy"


But the killer line is this
"Lord Adonis stressed that the interim code of practice on the use of body scanners stipulated that passengers would not be selected 'on the basis of personal characteristics'."
That's this Labour government all over, more concerned with political correctness than the safety of the populace.

Barack Obama 16 lies in 7 minutes


I did warn you Americans that Barack Obama was another, albeit more dangerous, Tony Blair.

Labour's record on employment (part 2) - Labour became the government in 1992 or 1997?

Red Rag has spotted that a deceit is being perpetrated on the Labour Party's website where a graph shows "The percentage change in unemployment figures: for 2009 compared to 1992". Impressively every single region shows a reduction in unemployment and this is apparently "Because of the action Labour has taken."

"action Labour has taken."? Surely Labour were only elected in 1997. So 1992 - 1997 were under John Major's Conservative government.

Red Rag helpfully provide a graph that shows the decrease in unemployment under John Major (around 1 million), the decrease under Tony Blair (around 350,000) and the increase in unemployment under Gordon Brown (around 800,000), it also shows the increase in unemployment under the 1997-2009 Labour government of around 450,000. So Labour's boast of decreasing unemployment is actually due to the John Major government.




I presume that the Labour party will be correcting their claims and that the BBC will be all over this story... I also presume that pigs can fly!