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Saturday 3 October 2009

"I'm essentially mad, mad, mad, mad, mad!"


A reminder of Rory Bremner's brilliant Gordon Brown as Mika parody

"I want to talk to you
The last time we talked Mr. Brown you reduced me to tears
I promise you it won't happen again.

Ding!

Do i attract you, do I repulse you
With my queasy smile
Am I too scary, are you too wary
Do I fill you with bile
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome
'cause i'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me without making me try

I tried to go on the telly, hee
but my looks were too bad, aah
now I act like Machiavelli, emm
I'm essentially mad, mad, mad, mad, mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violent and cry
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything I like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me should I just head out the door?

Getting angry doesn't solve anything!

Ding!

How can I help ya
How can I help ya how can I change how you vote
Helping the workers helping the Gurkhas being a bit less remote.
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me, why don't I like myself
Feeling rejected never elected will be I be left on the shelf

I tried to go on the telly, hee
but my looks were too bad, aah
now I act like Machiavelli, emm
I'm essentially mad...

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violent and cry
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything I like
Gotta be green, gotta be clean
gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
Why don't you head out the door.


I'll put her down as a maybe? (cheesy smile) "

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