Saturday, 29 August 2015
The difference between a right wing and a left wing politician
Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.
Boris gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office tomorrow to see about a job.
He then took £20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Jeremy Corbyn was impressed, so when they came across another homeless person, he decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the local job centre.
He then reached into Boris's pocket and got out £20. He took £15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person £5.
Now, do you understand the difference between a Conservative and a Socialist?